[Intro: Lil Dicky] What up world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here Well, I could be more specific Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to for the sake of all of earthlings out there Just wanted to say
[Chorus] We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth, it is our planet We love the Earth, it is our home
[Justin Bieber] Hi, I'm a baboon I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
[Ariana Grande] Hey, I'm a zebra No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool Am I white or black?
[Halsey] I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked Meow!
[Zac Brown] How's it going? I'm a cow. Moo! You drink milk from my t---s
[Brendon Urie] I'm a fat f---ing pig
[Hailee Steinfeld] I'm a common fungus
[Wiz Khalifa] I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
[Snoop Dogg] I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you f---ed up
[Katy Perry] And I'm a pony, just a freak horse But c'mon get on, giddee-up, let's ride
[Lil Yachty] I'm HPV, don't let me in
[Ed Sheeran] I'm a koala and I sleep all the time So what? It's cute We love you, India We love you, Africa We love the Chinese We forgive you, Germany
[Chorus] Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet) We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet) We love the Earth, it is our home We love the Earth
[Verse: Lil Dicky] I'm a man (Hello?) Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?) I've trudged the Earth for so damn long And still don't know s--- (What's going on?) I hope it's not a simulation Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro Yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful And it covers up our human d---, eat a lot of tuna fish But these days it's like we don't know how to act All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves Like, let's all just chill, respect what we built Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell Fellas, don't you love the c--- when you have sex? And I heard women orgasms are better than our d---s So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for? Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)
[Ariana Grande] Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth I love this planet
[Outro] Hey, Russia, we're cool Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara Let's come together and live We love you, we love you C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same But we're living on the same Earth
[Ariana Grande] Have you ever been to Earth?
[Lil Dicky] Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana We're not making music for aliens here
[Justin Bieber] Are we gonna die?
[Lil Dicky] You know what, Bieber? We might die I'm not going to lie to you I mean there's so many people out here who don't believe global warming is a real thing You know? We gotta save this planet, we're being stupid
[Ariana Grande] Unless we get our s--- together now...